Swap home Malzmühlen spent tied by Rene Zillmann from Germany

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How to ty - if you really want it. Required: Some Kölsch, hooks, yellow hackle, yellow dubbing, a glass, a vise. 1) Grab some Kölsch and a glas. The glass is important, dont like to drink beer out of a bottle or can. 2) Place kids and wife in bed 3) Open bottle, fill the glass and drink the first beer of the evening. Now you are ready. 4) Switch off the light except at the tying desk. 5) Drink next glass of beer. 6) Place hook in vise and catch the thread at the eye (of the hook of course). 7) Wind to the bend. 8) Repeat step 5. 9) From a Malzmühlenadvertisingplasticbag snip a small strip of green plastic. 10) Fold the strip. 11) Repeat step 8. 12) Tie in the foldet strip as the spent wings. 13) Select a yellow hackle, size is not important, color must match the brew. 14) Check it very carefully, compare it with the contents of your glass. It might be necessary to empty the glass and refill it to ensure that you have the color of a fresh beer. I strictly recommend to empty your bottle (if not already empty) and open a new one even if it is the third of the evening. Tie in the hackle if you are still able. 15) Check if the wife and kids are still sleeping and well. 16) Grab new beer. 17) Be carefully, don't fall downstaires. 18) Grab the hackle and wind it. 19) Repeat step 11. 20) Secure the hackle. 21) Repeat step 19. 22) dubbsh the threreadd and form a dubbbedd bodddy. The dubbing must be yellow, check this. 23) try to whibbfinnish, drink a beer, varnishh the headd and snibb ow the dreaadd. 24) Be happy, drink next beer and don't start singing. Your family might awake and stop the party. 25) check your beer inventory. 26) If you have some bottles lest goto step 5 or 6, if you wish. 27) Otherwise you have the obburtunity to change to redd wine. 28) Or you go to bed.